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"Immensely engaging. Highly theatrical and often disarming."
Culture Calling
"A playful quartet... exploring isolation and connection"
The Guardian
"A wonderful experience"
"Super super super fun, heartily recommended!"
★★★★"Excellent. Charms you completely."
North West End
"Endearingly eccentric"
The Stage

Can I be honest with you? I'm really glad we're doing this.

But... did you bring the biscuits?

After a year of being stuck, unexpectedly stranded in isolation, isn’t it time to meet someone new? Meet four eccentric characters who are desperate for company and comradeship – whether that’s sharing a cuppa, a daydream or a waxworm.


Written by some of the most exciting up-and-coming talent, each semi-improvised short play will plunge the audience into a funny, surprising and perhaps peculiar experience, where you get to be part of reclaiming control of the story. Together, create playful interactions, celebrating the absurdity of human connection.


Step inside and become part of a new story, a new world, where YOU are part of deciding how it ends. Pop in for one, or stay for all four!

"There is no better way to reconnect and immerse yourself back into the theatrical world than with Theatre For Two." Culture Calling

This event is COVID-safe, including built in safety measures. Supported using public funds from The National Lottery through Arts Council England. 

Looking for show guidance and content warnings? Read our pre-show information or email us if you have specific concerns or questions. 

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Reptile by Macadie Amoroso

Alone within four walls, sometimes you need to have a conversation, have someone talk back to you, someone to tell you that your ex just isn't worth it. Reptile by Macadie Amoroso (Blue Beneath My Skin, Bunker Theatre) is a heart-warming piece about a cold-blooded companion in the good times and the bad.

Performed by Mary Malone.

Share-My-Home Companion by Gabriella Leon

Meet a unique friend, use words to create something never heard before and make your time count with Share-My-Home Companion from Gabriella Leon (BBC’s Casualty). A ludicrous and powerful piece about the need to have something to do, something to look forward to, something to talk about as time trickles and yet races away, stuck inside. 

Performed by Ryan Lane.

Gluten Free Chocolate Crispy Caramel Mini Bite by Tabby Lamb

A cancelled picnic, a cancelled protest and now a cancelled bus? A clarion call for a more tender society, Gluten Free Crispy Caramel Mini Bite by Tabby Lamb (Since U Been Gone, HighTide) is about the need to be seen, heard and valued for who we are.

Performed by Mary Malone.

The Recluse Who Lives On A Hill by Ryan Lane

Rumour has it she was once the most famous woman in Hollywood but now, faded beyond memory, she lives out her days inside, trying to recreate the Golden Years. At The Recluse Who Lives On A Hill from Ryan Lane (Ryan Lane Will Be There Now In A Minute, VAULT Festival), you might enter not remembering who she is, but after your visit you'll never be able to forget.

Written and performed by Ryan Lane.

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